What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 05:16
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why would a person always be so tired?
Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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